Day 1
I got the Eurostar over from London, through the English channel and everything but it wasn't very exciting. Honestly I slept almost all of the way because it is pitch black in the tunnel anyway. After arriving in Paris I realised my complete and utter lack of French was going to be a slight issue when getting around in Paris, I have noticed most French people seem to actually speak fairly good English but are very reluctant to use it. Also the talk of French people not being the most polite people around is definitely true (at least from my experiences and maybe not all of them but a lot more than any other people I have had to deal with).
Day 2
I had planned to Skype with nella at 11 am but somehow managed to sleep through my alarm and woke up at 12. Anyway I ended up skyping with her and that was nice, I miss her so much.
Afterwards I went to Le Jardin Du Luxembourg which was a cool garden near my hostel, it was beautiful but that was not my main reason for going there. The garden was the place where the picture on the cover of the album Lonerism by Tame Impala was taken and I tried to create a replica photo, I think minus a slight angle and the completely different weather I did a pretty good job.

After that I headed over to the Eiffel tower for some typical touristy snaps and action. One thing I have come to realise on this trip is that I love the major tourist attractions like the Eiffel tower or the London Eye. There is a reason that they are so touristy and popular because they are awesome, anyone who tells you not to go to them is an idiot. The views from the top of the eiffel tower are spectacular and well worth checking out, plus it only cost me 13 euros. Anyway, I ended up going up the tower all the way to the top and up there I found out a few things including that I was 17,000 kilometers from home and that the guy who designed the tower built an apartment at the top of it. In this apartment he had many distinguished guests such as my old friend Tsar Nicholas II of Russia who I remember so fondly from doing revs in year 12.
Afterwards I went back to the hostel and cooked my dinner which was really awesome despite the kitchen at this hostel being very basic. I even had to buy oil to cook in their pans! Not sure if I mentioned this in other posts but cooking has fast become one of my favourite things on this trip plus it is a great way of meeting people.
Day 3
I went out adventuring with Grace and Elyse who I had met the night before in the hostel. We went to go see Notre Dame which was very cool, in my opinion it seems kind of satanic with all these gargoyles and dogs coming off of it.
Afterwards we also went past the lovers bridge where they have a bridge full of locks with names of couples on there so I thought I had better put one on there, throw the keys in the river and be a big old cliché. I found it funny to see some combination locks on there though, guess they're for people who aren't 100% committed.
We went past the louvre as well but it was closed so I only got a photo of the outside which was not overly exciting, still a cool looking building though! From there we walked through a park and saw a duck eating the dead body of another duck in a fountain which was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. Then walked along des champ delyselles or whatever it is called until making it to the Arc De Triumph which is one of many ridiculous structures in Paris. It was pretty cool to stand there in front of it though.
Later on in the evening after having a few drinks with people in the hostel I went to bed to discover a guy in my room was reading the newspaper with all of the lights of the room turned on at 2 am. It was one of the most selfish acts I have ever witnessed and eventually I decided that it was time to be the hero of the room and get him to turn off the light.
I went inside the Louvre with Elyse from the hostel, it's hard to understand the huge size of the place until you actually go there. I think it would take around 3 days to properly see everything in there and I mean if you have the time for that go do it because the Louvre is awesome! Of course I went to see the good old Mona Lisa in all it's glory. There was a crowd of around 100 people around it, most of them typical rude French people that love nothing more than pushing in lines and just being arrogant. Anyway the painting itself is pretty cool, I think it's more just the awe of seeing the most famous painting in the world compared to the actual painting itself. I tried to get a seldom with her but you just could not get the space at all.
After that I hung out at the hostel for the afternoon/evening just chilling with my crew I had established (Tristan from New Zealand, Ricky/Richard from USA, Elyse from USA and a few others that came and went) we drank some beers and talked some smack. Eventually we decided to go to the Eiffel tower at night to see it light up. We left it a bit late and had probably had a few too many beers but we did see it from the other side of the river so saw the full tower light up as the clock struck 12. It's quite beautiful if not a bit seizure inducing with the sheer amount of lights and pace at which they flicker.
I got up fairly late after being very tired from a lot of walking in the few days previous, this was not a huge problem as I had plenty of time in Paris. Eventually after a bit of stuffing around I made my way over to the catacombs which are the huge underground tunnels/graveyards of Paris. Although I had to wait in line for an hour and a half it was well worth it, I have never seen anything like it just rows and rows of bones and skulls piles up on top of eachother! In some parts they were 1.5 meters high and roughly 10 meters deep, I remember overhearing that there are about 2 million skeletons in there which is pretty mind blowing.
Afterwards I met up with Ricky and Tristan at the hostel where we made plans for the evening. We went for dinner at a little fondu place that Ricky knew from when he lived in Paris when he was younger, it was 20 euros for a hell of a lot of fondu, wine and a desert (all this was was basically a can of 2 fruit but hey, I like 2 fruit). The most intriguing thing about this place was that they served their wine in baby bottles, yes you read correctly baby bottles! Honestly after finding it to be a humorous gimmick for a while I found myself just wishing I could drink from a glass like an adult. We did meet some cool people there and something I found to be just awesome but bizarre as well was that at our table of about 15 people 4 of us were named Simon. Here is a photo of the 4 Simons after we went to the bar next door which was serving 2 EURO PINTS.
Tristan and I went to the Basilisque du sacré coceur which is a beautiful church on a hill somewhere in Paris. It also has one of the best views of Paris, I think I liked the view more than the actual church! Sadly I only have a picture of the church, still pretty cool though.
Afterwards we went to the Salvador Dali museum as it was right near the church and was actually the main reason we went there in the first place. Dali made some pretty interesting things and I am 100% sure that this guy was on many many drugs.
After that we went to the Maine-Montparnasse which is the second tallest building in Paris after the Eiffel tower coming in at 200 meters give or take 15. I almost preferred the view from the top of this building to the Eiffel tower but maybe that was just because I could see the Eiffel tower at the time!
In the evening we went for a drink with some people from the hostel and one of the guys ended up missing his flight back to America because he drank too much.. This was something that I didn't think much of at the time but should have thought about.
Day 7
This was a tough day for me, I struggled my way to get up and went to a museum of modern art with Tristan and some Slovenian girls we met at the hostel. Now I thought that Tate modern in London was a bit ridiculous at times but this took things to a whole new level.
The guy who painted the above painting apparently was a musician who lost his passion and went into "art".
Not much needs to be said here.
The walls of this room were made from wool, it was to symbolize "warmth" which could probably be done by putting on a jumper but hey why not waste a whole heap of wool! Not sure what the piano and piece of wood on top of it were about though!
We spent most of our time failing at feeble attempts to not laugh at how ridiculous most of it was. Every so often you would come across an actually good piece and it was shocking, you had to take a step back to be like wow what is going on here. I think a lot of people in the museum were pretty angry at us but seriously who actually likes modern art? Go into google and type in "why is modern art" and see what comes up in the suggested searches.
Afterwards we went to the opera building however my phone died as we got there so I did not get any good pictures which was a shame as it was a beautiful building. You can always google it if you are really interested.
In the evening we went to the pub across the road from our hostel and hung out at the hostel which was a nice way to end my time in Paris. I think of all the cities I have been to I met the best people in Paris.